Week 4 - Where Have You Gone, Chad Pennington?

I really miss the days when the Jets used high draft picks to get COMPETENT quarterbacks from West Virginia colleges. Geno Smith was so easily confused and coaxed into bad plays even by college defenses, that is it any surprise to see him struggle with the same mistakes in the NFL? It is not. Anyway, I got stuff to do and we're up against it here, so, onto the picks!

Thursday 9/25

New York Giants at Washington

Well, I picked the Redskins in this one. WAY TO LET ME (and all of DC) DOWN, KIRK COUSINS!

Redskins 31
Giants 24

Sunday 9/28

Detroit at New York Jets

Oh look, Dee "Mr. Glass" Millner is injured again. Shocking. It's not like the Jets need all of the secondary help they need or anything. Can't wait to swear at Geno Smith for an ill-advised/stupid turnover this afternoon!

Lions 31
Jets 20

Green Bay at Chicago

Ugh, I don't know - Bears? Sure why not.

Bears 34
Packers 27

Buffalo at Houston

I guess I'll go with Buffalo, because Houston is a mess at QB.

Bills 20
Texans 17

Tennessee at Indianapolis

Gotta take the Colts here - the Titans are not a very good football team.

Colts 28
Titans 17

Carolina at Baltimore

Ugh, Baltimore. Although I'm rooting for the Panthers.

Ravens 24
Panthers 14

Tampa Bay at Pittsburgh

Steelers - because Tampa Bay is awful.

Steelers 27
Buccaneers 20

Miami at Oakland

Ahh...I don't know. I guess I'll take the Raiders? I have no idea who to pick in this game. Miami might actually be terrible, I can't tell.

Raiders 17
Dolphins 13

Jacksonville at San Diego

MISMATCH CITY

Chargers 38
Jaguars 10

Atlanta at Minnesota

I like the Falcons here, basically because I don't like the Vikings. At all.

Falcons 24
Vikings 9

Philadelphia at San Francisco

FLY EAGLES FLY!

Eagles 30
49ers 20

New Orleans at Dallas

I'll take Dallas, because the Saints don't travel well and the Cowboys can run the ball.

Cowboys 28
Saints 24

Monday 9/29

New England at Kansas City

I'll take the goddamned Patriots.

Patriots 35
Chiefs 21

Last week: 10-6
Season: 28-20