NFL Picks Week 13, Part 1 - Special Thanksgiving Edition!

Hey loyal readers - Happy Thanksgiving! To make up for my absence last week, I've decided to bless you with not one but TWO picks articles this week! Finally, something to be thankful for as you down your mashed potato/gravy milkshakes later (I know that's not a thing, but it should be).



Snoopy knows what's up

Onto the Turkey Day picks!

Thursday 11/27

Chicago at Detroit

The Bears...more like the turkeys, AMIRITE? Seriously though, what a bunch of dogs. I know the Bears have won a couple of games in a row against terrible opponents, but I think the Lions are hopping mad after being blasted by the GREATRIOTS in Foxboro last week. I predict a curb-stomping of Chicago. You might even say that the Lions will beat the STUFFING out of them! (Shut up, Broll)

Lions 31
Bears 13

Philadelphia at Dallas

In the NFC, I think it's the Packers and everyone else. The Eagles and Cowboys are the top tier of that "everyone else" list, so I really have no idea how the hell this game is going to unfold. I want to take the Cowboys at home, especially since Mark Sanchez is capable of producing an "OH NO!" performance at any time. I think it might just happen today.

Cowboys 34
Eagles 24

Seattle at San Francisco

Ooh, two teams that hate each other. That's always fun!

49ers 27
Seahawks 24

Last week: 10-4
Season: 89-56