Week 13 - Part 2! SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!

Wow, my Thanksgiving picks sucked. SHOCKING, I KNOW! Who knew that the Cowboys would suddenly start playing defense like the 2013 Cowboys? Awful, awful, awful performance.

Also, way to show up, 49ers. You're pathetic too and you're officially on my enemies list. Yes, I have an enemies list, just like this guy:



Above: A flaming liberal by 2014 standards

Onto the picks!

Sunday 11/30

Washington at Indianapolis

The Redskins are terrible.

Colts 34
Redskins 20

Tennessee at Houston

The Oiler Bowl, part 2! Any excuse to put up a pic of Warren Moon is a good excuse.



Luv ya blue

Texans 27
Titans 20

Cleveland at Buffalo

I want to take the Browns, I really do. But I think Buffalo will weird their way to a win against an NFL team (last week's win doesn't tell us much, since it was only against the Jets).

Bills 24
Browns 17

San Diego at Baltimore

It's funny, when the Jets suck (and BOY do they suck this year), I kind of pay less attention to the NFL than I should. With that as my disclaimer, I can honestly say that I know nothing about either one of these teams. So...Baltimore?

Ravens 28
Chargers 24

New York Giants at Jacksonville

The Giants stink, but they stink less than the Jags, right?

Giants 31
Jaguars 27

Cincinnati at Tampa Bay

The Bengals SHOULD win this game and they HAVE to in order to keep pace in the AFC North, but will they? I feel like this is the kind of game they would ordinarily lose, even though Tampa Bay is awful.

Bengals 30
Buccaneers 24

Oakland at St. Louis

Ugh, do they even have to play this game? This is the "which team will move back to Los Angeles first" bowl.

Rams 24
Raiders 20

New Orleans at Pittsburgh

Steelers, I guess. Right? Right.

Steelers 27
Saints 24

Carolina at Minnesota

Man, I don't know. This seems like another clunker, but they tell me (the voices in my head) that Carolina is pretty good and will win.

Panthers 24
Vikings 16

Arizona at Atlanta

I think Arizona's lack of a good QB will really start to bite them now.

Falcons 23
Cardinals 20

New England at Green Bay

Super Bowl preview? Super Bowl preview.

Patriots 38
Packers 35

Denver at Kansas City

I'll take KC in a mild upset, since Peyton Manning seems to be hitting his yearly end-of-season swoon.

Chiefs 28
Broncos 27

Monday 12/1

Miami at New York Jets

Ugh, sorry America. The only people less thrilled about the Jets playing on Monday Night Football than me are the executives at ESPN.

Dolphins 42
Jets 17

Thursday: 1-2
Season: 90-58