Week 10 picks! Thank God for Buffalo, Otherwise "New York" Football Would be Dead and Buried

You know, as a Jets fan, I'm a little pissed off at the Giants. Being shitty is the Jets thing. The Giants have been pretty bad the past couple of seasons, but almost as if to re-stake their claim, the Jets have decided to have their worst season in twenty years. No one does "train wreck" like the New York Jets, so BACK THE F OFF, GIANTS! Go back to winning Super Bowls or whatever the hell it is that good teams do, because being a flaming hot dumpster fire? THAT'S OUR THING.

Above - an overused internet meme, but one which is a perfect visual representation of this Jets season

Onto the picks!

Thursday 11/6

Cleveland at Cincinnati

Well, I was wrong about this one. Good lord Bengals, you can't stand prosperity at all. This is the last time I believe in you frauds.

I had:

Bengals 31
Browns 20

Sunday 11/9

Pittsburgh "at" New York Jets

This will be a home game for those towel-waving, front-running douchebag fans that are NOT from Pittsburgh and probably couldn't even find it on a map. Seriously, those people can go to hell.

Steelers 70
Jets 3

Kansas City at Buffalo

Eh, I'll take the Bills at home in a close one I guess. I have no idea. Both of these teams beat up on the Jets over the last two weeks, but I mean, does that even mean anything? Probably not. The Jets are shit.

Bills 24
Chiefs 20

Miami at Detroit

Miami is legit (barf)

Dolphins 27
Detroit 21

Dallas at London (Jacksonville)

Honestly? I'll probably take the Jaguars in this one, since they're playing in front of their future home fans in Wembley Stadium. Tony Romo's back is one hit away from a complete Cowboys tailspin. In other words, sorry again, Cowboys fans. I still feel responsible for your reversal in fortunes.

Jaguars 20
Cowboys 17

San Francisco at New Orleans

I kind of want to take the 49ers in this one, but since the National Flag Football League doesn't let you play defense anymore, Brees will probably throw for 600 yards and 11 touchdowns and the Saints will win.

Saints 31
49ers 27

Tennessee at Baltimore

I literally can't tell you a single thing about the Tennessee Titans anymore. I've literally got nothing.

Ravens 34
Titans 20

Atlanta at Tampa Bay

Oh, Lovie. Your team is awful.

Falcons 28
Buccaneers 17

Denver at Oakland

Denver 51
Oakland 24

St. Louis at Arizona

The only thing stopping me from jumping on the Cardinals' bandwagon is the fact that I actually like them and wouldn't do that to them.

Cardinals 27
Rams 17

New York Giants at Seattle

This seems like one of those games the Giants usually pull off under Coughlin...but I think there are too many legitimate structural problems with this team. That offensive line is bad, and Eli - while better than last year - still looks a little shaky.

Seahawks 31
Giants 24

Chicago at Green Bay

Good lord, Chicago sucks. This will be a beatdown.

Packers 42
Bears 24

Monday 11/10

Carolina at Philadelphia

THE MARK SANCHEZ ERA BEGINS!

Despite that, the Eagles will still win.

Eagles 27
Panthers 20

Last week: 10-3
Season: 72-46