NFL Week 11 Picks - The Quick and the Dead

Confession time - that's a total clickbait headline. This column has nothing to do with the Sharon Stone/Gene Hackman movie.



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Onto the picks, because it's already after noon and I GOTS TO MOVE

Thursday 11/19

Tennessee at Jacksonville

Thanks for letting me down, Oilers.

Titans 24
Jaguars 17

Sunday 11/22

Oakland at Detroit

Raiders...don't fail me again, okay?

Raiders 27
Lions 20

Indianapolis at Atlanta

Who's hurt for this one? NO TIME TO GOOGLE.

Falcons 23
Colts 20

New York Jets at Houston

I'll pick the Texans, in pure reverse-jinx fashion.

Texans 24
Jets 20

Tampa Bay at Philadelphia

Ugh, no idea. Go Sanchez, I guess.

Eagles 20
Buccaneers 17

Denver at Chicago

Chicago, I guess, since Peyton is finally (and predictably) falling apart physically. Osweiller is a total uknown.

Bears 23
Broncos 17

St. Louis at Baltimore

Ravens I guess?

Ravens 27
Rams 20

Dallas at Miami

Romo's back! Probably!

Cowboys 27
Dolphins 24

Washington at Carolina

The Redskins aren't awful! But Carolina is goooooooooood.

Panthers 27
Redskins 17

Kansas City at San Diego

I'm tired of picking the shitty Chargers, so I won't.

Chiefs 28
Chargers 24

Green Bay at Minnesota

What the hell is wrong with Green Bay?

Vikings 20
Packers 17

San Francisco at Seattle

Seahawks, right? Right.

Seahawks 30
49ers 20

Cincinnati at Arizona

I'll take the Cardinals in the Carson Palmer Bowl.

Cardinals 27
Bengals 19

Monday 11/23

Buffalo at New England

Ugh.

Patriots 34
Bills 24

Last week: 7-7 (woof)
Season: 77-55