CHAMPIONSHIP GAME PREDICTIONS! COLTS AT PATS! PACKERS AT SEAHAWKS! ALL CAPS!

It's championship weekend - the last weekend before everyone's favorite NFL postseason game, THE PRO BOWL! Good lord, even I don't care about the Pro Bowl, and I'm a football junkie. Not exactly an interesting or unique take, I know, but just because it's predictable doesn't mean it's not true.

Speaking of predictable, let's talk about the games this weekend. To me, a Patriots/Seahawks Super Bowl is all but a foregone conclusion at this point. Aaron Rodgers is a little gimpy, and heading into Seattle, that is NOT good. As for the AFC side of things, does anyone really expect ol' neckbeard to waltz into Gilette Stadium and win? I sure as hell don't. With that said, here are my official picks! Looks like I'm going chalk again, but whatever.



Pictured: someone to avoid if you play offense

Sunday 1/18

Green Bay at Seattle

Seattle's defense is awesome. Aaron Rodgers is hurting. I don't like anything about this matchup for Green Bay. Is it possible for the Packers to pull off the upset? Sure. It would require a lot of uncharacteristic turnovers from both Marshawn Lynch and Russell Wilson. Do I see it happening? Nah.

Seahawks 31
Packers 24

Indianapolis at New England

Sigh. The Patriots. Will they EVER go away? I sure hope so, but I don't see the Colts having enough LUCK (HAR HAR HAR) to pull it off. Indy's defense sucks, I like Chuck Pagano, but he's going to get pretty badly outcoached in this game. I wouldn't be surprised if it goes exactly the way the game went earlier this year, in Indianapolis - that is to say, a Patriots blowout win.

Patriots 41
Colts 24



Pictured: expect to see a lot of "solemn Andrew Luck" today

Last week: 3-1
Playoffs: 6-2
Regular Season: 141-83