Week 6 NFL Picks - My Triumphant Return After a Sabbatical for Week 5

Okay, so it wasn't so much a sabbatical as it was "I actually had things to do that weekend so I couldn't do my picks." But this weekend, I'm back to doing nothing, so my boring life is your gain!!

Onto the picks!

Thursday 10/15

Atlanta at New Orleans

Well, I was way off on this one. Fraudulent Atlanta is my least favorite Atlanta. My pick was:

Falcons 27
Saints 20

Sunday 10/18

Washington at New York Jets

I don't think this is as much as a slam dunk as everyone else does, but I GUESS I'll take the Jets to beat the injury-depleted Redskins. Right? Sure why not. What the hell do I know.

Jets 31
Redskins 24



Pictured: Old Ass Ronnie Lott squeezing a few bucks out of the Jets, playing against the Redsksins

Arizona at Pittsburgh

I wonder if Carson Palmer has PTSD-style flashbacks whenever he plays the Steelers. Lord knows I would and...OH MY GOD THAT's KIMO VON OELHOFFEN'S MUSIC

Cardinals 27
Steelers 21

Kansas City at Minnesota

The Vikes, amirite? I don't know.

Vikings 24
Chiefs 17

Cincinnati at Buffalo

I don't believe in the Bengals at all, but the Bills are starting EJ Manuel at quarterback. So...

Bengals 27
Bills 20

Chicago at Detroit

The Lions HAVE to win eventually, right? I mean, I guess they don't have to, because Matthew Stafford sucks. But I think they'll eke one out this week.

Lions 23
Bears 20

Denver at Cleveland

Denver's defense is good. It's carrying them. It will carry them past Cleveland this week too. #analysis

Broncos 24
Browns 14

Houston at Jacksonville

Who cares.

Jaguars 20
Texans 17

Miami at Tennessee

Ugh...Tennessee I guess? Miami is a flaming dumpster fire right now.

Titans 20
Dolphins 17

Carolina at Seattle

Oooh, a legitimately good matchup! I would pick the Panthers, but I can't imagine the Seahawks falling to 2-4 (and at home, no less).

Seahawks 27
Panthers 17

San Diego at Green Bay

Can't pick against Aaaron Rodgers at home. I mean, come on.

Packers 30
Chargers 20

Baltimore at San Francisco

This used to be the Harbaugh Bowl! Now it's just John Harbaugh against a used car salesman. Weak.

Ravens 27
49ers 21

New England at Indianapolis

Please stop hyping this as some kind of Deflategate rematch game. Give me a break. The Colts suck.

Patriots 47
Colts 17

Monday 10/19

New York Giants at Philadelphia

IT'S RUMORED THAT THE NEW STAR WARS TRAILER COMES OUT DURING THIS GAME OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

Resistance 27
First Order 20

Okay, sorry. Nerd Broll took control. I think that the Giants lose, just because they have so many injuries and the Eagles are finding a pulse.

Eagles 27
Giants 21


Two weeks ago: 10-5
Season: 36-27